Saturday, November 13, 2010

Hollow Man: Every Pervert's Fantasy

Admit it:  if you were given superpowers, most of us wouldn't be out fighting for truth, justice, and the American way.  If you had the power of Superman you'd be using it superbang every chick on the planet - I mean, what chick is gonna say no to Superman?  If you were Spiderman you'd be the most successful cat burglar in the city.  If you were the Hulk you'd beat up every asshole who ever done you wrong.  And if you were the Invisible Man, nothing could hold you back from slipping into the ladies' shower room, peeping and groping like the happy pervert you are.
This is the story of a normal guy who gets to live out some of his sexual fantasies as the invisible man, and up until the point where he has his way the voluptous hottie pictured above, Rhona Mitra, it's the most realistic superhero movie ever.  Take a look at that face, that body.  Mmmmm.  If you had the chance to get her alone and be able to do anything you wanted with her, no consequences....mmmm, the things you'd like to do!  Heh heh heh.  Kevin Bacon lives that dream as the Invisible Pervert, sliding his hands all over her luscious tits that we'd all like to seize, finally getting his after being tortured by her exhibitionism in front of her window.  Too bad it all goes wrong and becomes completely unrealistic when he turns from a sex pervert (entirely normal, natural, and healthy) into a homicidal pervert (sick, warped, disgusting, unnatural, and unhealthy!)
Kevin develops this invisibility serum.  First they test it on this ape which goes nuts.  Then Kevin tests it on himself.  The first thing he does as the Invisible Man is, naturally, take advantage of his secrecy to rub his hands over a pair of lovely breasts belonging to a fellow scientist.  She likes it.  Kevin sexually harasses some other women at the science lab but it's kind of boring because he can only go so far, because they all know who he is.  So he steps out to his apartment for a breath of fresh air, out of the science lab at long last for some R&R.
Lying in his room he spies the gorgeous brunette Rhona across the way in the other apartment.  She's undressing in front of the window, exposing her glorious, luscious breasts as they tumble out of her bra, as she prepares for her shower.  His hard on almost ripping his pants apart, he moans in agony, begging for relief, "I gotta get me some of that!"  Masturbating while he holds the binoculars in the other hand like usual isn't what he's going to do this time, not when he has the power of the invisible man!  "Who's gonna know?" he grins, and stealthily creeps over to Rhona's apartment.
Knock knock.  Rhona peeps through the keyhole and sees nobody.  Knock knock again.  This time Rhona opens the door and Kevin sneaks past her inside.  Yesss!!!  Now he's got her!  Whoo-hoo!  Rhona sits down combing her hair in front of the mirror.  She hears the noise of another person in the room, strange fingers running through her hair.  She starts in fright.  Strange invisible hands poke through her bathrobe, caressing her tits, her flat sweet tummy, rubbing against her firm round ass, sliding up and down her long brown legs, moving slowly down to the wet, moist, dark, hairy place between her thighs.  She yelps a little and then Kevin can't hold his desire back any longer, he shoves her on to her bed, flinging apart her bathrobe to expose the stunning nude body underneath, and pounds away in hot flashing streaks upon that sweet stunning body of Rhona beneath his loins.  He leaves her stunned, dazed, confused, her body seized out of nowhere by the invisible man.  She'll never know who that masked man was who swept her off her feet and ravished her senseless.  He's off in a flash.  Maybe it was all just a dream, she thinks, it all happened so fast and seemed so unreal...
Some might say that Kevin went too far in that scene, but that's just reality - it's what most guys would do if they were invisible and alone in a room with a woman with such a mind-blowingly amazing body as Rhona.  Let's say you're invisible.  What would you do?  Hmmm, let's say you spy a hot babe about to slip into her shower.  Wouldn't you follow her into that shower, and watch?  Who's gonna know?  Sure you would.  Watching her rub soap over her firm, voluptous tits.  Wouldn't you, maybe, reach out and touch those tits?  Just a small step, and so tempting....who could resist?  Maybe you'd go a little further and caress the rest of that gorgeous hardbody.  You're getting hotter, a small appendage is now as stiff as a stone and begging to explode.  What's the next step....for relief?  Yeah, we all know what we'd all do....have our way with her, listen to what our body says.  After all, no one's ever going to know....

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