Saturday, November 13, 2010

I Spit On Your Grave


This disgusting anti-rape film is one of the most degrading experiences I've ever had in my life.  It purports to be a grittily realistic expose of what "real" rape is like, but it is so ludicrously absurd and over the top that it cannot be believed as believability by even the most unbelievable.  As anyone with any real experience with rape, either as the raper or rapee, this is not the way it happens.  This type of exploitative film cheapens and distorts reality.   It's a cheaply made little film full of bizarre and impossible plot twists.
 
Jennifer is a skinny hottie down from NYC settling down in the country where she hopes to find peace and quiet so that she can write some crappy little romance novel.  She doesn't appear to have much brains but she acts snottily superior to the "local yokels" because she's from NYC and all people from the Big Apple are horrible snobs, even if they haven't earned the right.  I mean, look at that dumb bitch Paris Hilton, she's never worked a day in her life, acts like she has the IQ of 80, and can't even bake toast without her servants' help, but acts like she's hot shit just because she's from the Big City and has money.  She ain't even all that hot, she looks so plastic I wouldn't fuck her with Hitler's cock.  Just like Jeniffer in this movie.  Look at the pictures, she's got a nice face but is too skinny and could use an ass and tits and curves, she's overally a 5 or 6, a very average looking woman, but she acts like she's too good for the average guys in the town to even talk to them.  With such a bad attitude, it's no wonder guys get pissed off at women like that, and there sure are a hell of a lot of'em.
 
She spends her days laying out in her bikini in her backyard, next to the river, where she knows that the guys have been driving their boats along all their lives.  She's deliberately being a pricktease.  One day the guys can't take it anymore and decide to do something about it.  Teach her a lesson.  Do not pricktease.  Also, they want to help out their friend, Matthew, a retard who's a virgin - they want to help their friend finally get a little piece of ass.  What good buddies Matthew has.  I wish I had friends as good as that.  While she's sunning in her canoe, they sneak up in their motorboat and try to grab'er.  Like the talk radio guy says, "Git'er!"  Heh.  Anyway, she slips out of their hands and they pursue her through the woods, whooping like Injuns, having a whale of a time.  As the two, Andy and Stanley, chase her, she doesn't look where she's going and bumps straight into the arms of the leader of the pack, Johnny, whose idea it was originally.  She falls down and the boys hold her down while Johnny whistles for Matthew to, "Come get her!  She's right here for you!  What are you waiting for?"  But Matthew is too nervous and scared, see he's a retarded virgin who's never even touched a woman, so it's up to Johnny to show him how it's down.  With the other guys holding her down, he sets to her.
 
It doesn't even look like he's enjoying it.  He's just animalistically grunting on top of her, without any lust at all.  He doesn't even lick or kiss her.  In a real rape, as anyone can tell you, there's a lot of eroticism, at least for the guy.  Not talking about those sick fucks out for anger rape or power rape, I'm talking about sex rape, which is what this rape is about.  These guys are out to do it because they're horny and need some release, so why do they have to be so violent about it?  In the space of half an hour, they gruesomely beat and torture her in the woods, and in her home as she crawls back.  By the end of it, she's covered in dirt and blood and doesn't even look remotely attractive.....she looks disgusting, who'd want to fuck that?  I admit, there is some amusement you get when she's in the woods and thinks she's escaped, and then suddenly out of nowhere the guys pop out again with an evil, lustful grin on their faces, and rape her again.....I laughed and clapped my hands to that bit, the expression of horror on her face as he buttfucks her and she howls in pain, that was hilarious.
 
When they get to her house, they try to get Matthew to fuck her, and he finally gives in to peer pressure and loses his virginity on top of Jeniffer, but it might as well be fucking a corpse because she's lying so unconscious and still.  So Matthew can't finish the job.  The guys sneer at him and tell him to kill her so that she can't talk to the cops about it.  Then the guys go away, leaving Matthew alone in the house with her.  Matthew is too cowardly to finish that job, either, so he leaves her alive.
 
Over the next few days, Jeniffer recovers.....physically.  Mentally the experience has driven her insane.  She decides to take revenge against the four guys, even Matthew who barely did anything and didn't even want to go along with the rape.  In fact, she starts with Matthew, because as a retard he's the easiest target.  She calls the grocery store for Matthew to deliver groceries to her door.  When he gets there, he's spooked as if he's seen a ghost, but she seduces him and they make love under a tree.  Right at the moment he comes inside her, finally losing his virginity all the way, she slips a noose around his neck and hangs him.  This scene is ridiculous and totally unbelievable to anyone with a basic knowledge of physics.
 
After Matthew's been noticed missing for a while, the guys all start wondering what happened.  Jeniffer decides to risk heading into town to the gas station that Johnny runs.  Johnny is startled when he sees her, but she's got herself all dolled up and working hard to look as foxy as she can, and Johnny's hard-on gets the best of his common sense, and he says OK when she asks if he wants to take a ride.  They pull over to a remote spot in the weeds and as they get out, she pulls a gun on him.  She's about to shoot him when he begs for forgiveness and gives an explanation for why they did it.  Johnny's explanation is a classic of rapist logic and is totally convincing, so convincingly right on that even Jenny is convinced.  So she takes him back to her house where she plans to give him a hot bath.  They get naked and slip into the bathtub together.  She starts rubbing his body, starting with his chest and going down to his balls.  It's the only erotic scene in the entire film.  It looks like she's going to let bygones be bygones and finally start loosening up and let her boyd enjoy a little sex for a change.  Hell, Johnny's thinking, this is a hell of a lot more fun than raping her in the dirty weeds.  But as Johnny moans, "Oh god you are good, oh god you are so good.....it feels to good it HURTS!"  She craftily sneaks a knife under his balls and snips them off, and then picks up his balls and flushes them down the toilet, leaving Johnny to bleed to death.  The way she does it and then goes downstairs to turn the music on and whistles as Johnny screams in agony is extremely creepy.  No one deserves to be punished that way.  What Johnny did to Jenny, she could get over.  She's still alive, a little hurt, but still alive.  What Jenny did to Johnny, he can never get over, because he's dead.  Dead.  Dead.  Murder is infinitely worse than rape.  You can get over a rape.  You can never get over death.  Society is a bunch of hypocrites.
 
So naturally after a few days of Johnny gone missing, his pals Andy and Stanley go to Jenny's house to look for Johnny.  Instead they find Jenny out for murderous revenge.  While one of them is in the boat, she jumps in the water in her bikini and climbs up on the boat.  She tells him that she wants him and leans over as if to kiss him, but instead pushes him off the boat and turns on the motor and rams into him with the boat, killing him.  She kills the other guy the same way as he jumps in the water trying to valiantly save his friend.  The movie ends with her driving the boat into the sunset, a look of cold, vicious anger and bloodthirsty vengeance on her lips.  It's a creepy ending to a creepy film.
 
What the hell the point to this movie is, I don't know.  That rape is bad?  That's arguable.  Sometimes, in certain circumstances, it's justified, under certain conditions.  Everybody agrees on that.  That beating women to a bloody pulp is bad?  Well, duh, everybody knows that.  I don't agree with the morality that says that just because a guy sticks his dick in a woman when she doesn't want it, that the guy deserves death.  Some people think that we ought to chop people's hands off for stealing, too.  That is barbaric.  Bloody death for a bit of sex?  That's barbaric, too.  I do not agree with the morality of this film.  It is immoral to promote violence.  This is an immoral film that promotes violence.  And it is a total lie.        

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