Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Rape of the Sabine Women


 
 
 
This isn't a movie it's one of my favorite paintings of all time.  It's really cool.  I don't know the story behind why all these ancient Aztecs or whatever are fighting and stuff, I just dig the "party hearty dudes" atmosphere.  That guy in the red robe is so cool, he's looking like, "Whoah, dudes!  Now this is what I call a party!  Drinking, fighting, and fucking!  Awesome!"  The guy below him grabbing that chick in the blue, he's going, "She's not that great looking and kind of a fatty but hey pussy be pussy.  Damn that ass be big."  That chick in green, what's she grabbing for?  Straws?  LOL!  The old hag in the middle of the babies, she's probably happy to not get raped, but at the same time really insulted because she's too old and ugly for any guys to bother raping her.  The chick next to her is hot, she's got two guys fighting over her.  My money is on the redhead with the knife, he's going to kick that horny old man's ass.  I'm rooting for the old dude, though, more power to him he still getting it up at that age.  I guess they had Viagra back in them old days too.  Love that expression on her face, too, she be one pissed off wench!  The guy behind them looks like he's tackling another fatty.  Go, linebacker, go!  Tackle her down to the ground!  And hey, dude, you're not going to pull that chick off the horse, just admit defeat and move on, she's already taken.  Unless those guys running at the guy on the horse with swords get him first.  That chick on the horse must be pretty hot to have so many guys fighting over her.  And hey look, that couple right in the middle, he's not even raping her at all, they're just walking away like lovers on a stroll.  I guess she figured no sense fighting back and getting hurt, might as well just talk a short walk with this nice man.  They're probably going over to his bed in that building in the background he's pointing to.
 
This is such an awesome picture.  Awesome scene.  It conjures up a special mood and place.  Sometimes people say that you just want to live in a picture.  I want to live in this picture.
 


Whoah, that brunette is a hottie!  Look at those tits!!!!!

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